why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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