did you get engaged???
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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