bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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