Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i think i just lost a toe
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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