Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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