i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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