why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
