the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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