Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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