just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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