yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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