Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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