I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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