Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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