he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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