I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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