How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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