I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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