Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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