Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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