Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
