Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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