this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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