She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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