I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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