Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
