Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
