just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
