we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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