That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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