Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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