Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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