it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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