you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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