last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
