normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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