its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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