Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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