I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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