: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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