I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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I need you to use more vowels.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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