Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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