took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
They are going to name an STD after you.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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