Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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