so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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