are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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