We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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