i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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