Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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