he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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