I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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