Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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