it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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