if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I've blown a few things in my day
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
