so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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