69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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